1 00:00:08,747 --> 00:00:11,489 - Okay, what are we looking at here? 2 00:00:12,838 --> 00:00:14,231 A flock of cormorants. 3 00:00:18,844 --> 00:00:20,455 A couple mallard. 4 00:00:25,286 --> 00:00:27,592 Not a cormorant. 5 00:00:27,723 --> 00:00:32,119 Well, wait, no, that's a California towhee, I think. 6 00:00:37,776 --> 00:00:40,127 Oh, people. 7 00:00:45,436 --> 00:00:47,482 [sniffs] Yuck. 8 00:00:51,225 --> 00:00:54,576 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 9 00:00:54,706 --> 00:00:58,101 Ah, nah, that's just a survey flag. 10 00:01:01,278 --> 00:01:06,196 Well, here we are at the exact coordinates 11 00:01:06,327 --> 00:01:08,894 that Sky Shark Mark 92 laid out for a sighting 12 00:01:09,025 --> 00:01:10,940 of the American avocet, and as we just saw, 13 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:13,464 that was not an American avocet. 14 00:01:13,595 --> 00:01:16,163 It wasn't any kind of avocet. 15 00:01:16,293 --> 00:01:17,860 I mean, all I've seen out here so far 16 00:01:17,990 --> 00:01:20,950 are a bunch of mallards, a common crane or two, 17 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:23,126 a sea duck that flew off course. 18 00:01:23,257 --> 00:01:27,261 And I guess a few black-necked stilts, 19 00:01:27,391 --> 00:01:30,786 which of course are great, but I mean, 20 00:01:30,916 --> 00:01:32,092 I've already ticked them. 21 00:01:36,966 --> 00:01:38,489 I don't even know. 22 00:01:41,057 --> 00:01:43,755 But I am not prepared to give up hope. 23 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:58,509 What? 24 00:02:03,645 --> 00:02:05,603 What the heck? 25 00:02:05,734 --> 00:02:08,693 [dramatic music] 26 00:02:08,824 --> 00:02:15,352 ♪ ♪ 27 00:03:23,028 --> 00:03:27,337 - [yelling] 28 00:03:30,035 --> 00:03:31,559 - What is it? 29 00:03:31,689 --> 00:03:33,169 - [yelling] 30 00:03:33,300 --> 00:03:34,126 - What do you mean? 31 00:03:34,257 --> 00:03:35,345 - Bag! Bag! 32 00:03:35,476 --> 00:03:36,694 - You want my bag? 33 00:03:36,825 --> 00:03:38,130 My bag? 34 00:03:38,261 --> 00:03:41,221 - [yelling] 35 00:03:45,921 --> 00:03:47,531 - Ju-- 36 00:03:47,662 --> 00:03:49,490 - Bag! 37 00:03:49,620 --> 00:03:52,232 [gasping] 38 00:03:58,325 --> 00:03:59,674 - Are you okay? 39 00:04:04,766 --> 00:04:06,028 Sir? 40 00:04:10,989 --> 00:04:12,513 You're good? 41 00:04:16,081 --> 00:04:17,431 You sure? 42 00:04:21,304 --> 00:04:22,697 Okay. 43 00:04:26,831 --> 00:04:29,878 [grunting] 44 00:04:35,536 --> 00:04:37,842 Sir? Sir? 45 00:04:39,801 --> 00:04:40,976 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 46 00:04:41,106 --> 00:04:42,412 Wake up. Wake up. 47 00:04:42,543 --> 00:04:43,631 Sir? 48 00:04:43,761 --> 00:04:44,632 - Whoa! 49 00:04:44,762 --> 00:04:46,677 Whoa, whoa. 50 00:04:46,808 --> 00:04:47,722 I'm alive! 51 00:04:47,852 --> 00:04:48,592 I'm alive. 52 00:04:48,723 --> 00:04:50,028 Oh, God. 53 00:04:50,159 --> 00:04:52,117 I thought that was it. 54 00:04:52,248 --> 00:04:54,816 Wait. - What--what happened? 55 00:04:54,946 --> 00:04:57,079 - The pulley. 56 00:04:57,209 --> 00:04:58,689 The pulley, oh, God. 57 00:04:58,820 --> 00:05:00,343 You pull. 58 00:05:00,474 --> 00:05:01,344 It's supposed to go down. 59 00:05:01,475 --> 00:05:02,214 - Yeah. 60 00:05:02,345 --> 00:05:04,173 - I went up. 61 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:07,350 It was so scary, so scary. 62 00:05:07,481 --> 00:05:10,266 Oh, oh. 63 00:05:10,397 --> 00:05:12,660 - You're okay now? 64 00:05:12,790 --> 00:05:14,575 - I'm okay. 65 00:05:16,707 --> 00:05:17,882 Oh! 66 00:05:18,013 --> 00:05:19,188 Oh, yeah, I'm okay. 67 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,232 I'm sorry. 68 00:05:20,363 --> 00:05:22,234 You must be so busy. 69 00:05:22,365 --> 00:05:23,497 You do--yeah, you do you. 70 00:05:23,627 --> 00:05:25,934 I'm--I got this. 71 00:05:26,064 --> 00:05:27,588 I'm going to-- 72 00:05:27,718 --> 00:05:29,677 - Is there somebody you want me to call or? 73 00:05:29,807 --> 00:05:30,939 - No. 74 00:05:31,069 --> 00:05:34,377 I think I'm just-- 75 00:05:34,508 --> 00:05:37,511 well, that's a really nice camera. 76 00:05:37,641 --> 00:05:40,818 Wait, wait, yes, yes. 77 00:05:40,949 --> 00:05:42,037 You're not busy, are you? 78 00:05:42,167 --> 00:05:44,300 Can you do me a favor quick? 79 00:05:44,431 --> 00:05:45,867 - Well, I'm kind of-- 80 00:05:45,997 --> 00:05:47,303 - No, no, no, I'll pay you $1,000 cash. 81 00:05:47,434 --> 00:05:48,696 I need you for 10 minutes. 82 00:05:59,228 --> 00:06:03,754 - As long as I can remember, I've only had one wish. 83 00:06:03,885 --> 00:06:08,193 It wasn't for $1 billion or a million more wishes. 84 00:06:08,324 --> 00:06:10,108 I just wanted to fly. 85 00:06:10,239 --> 00:06:13,851 Cut to, it's 1994, 86 00:06:13,982 --> 00:06:16,071 a young boy pops in a VHS of a film 87 00:06:16,201 --> 00:06:18,160 called "Terminal Velocity." 88 00:06:18,290 --> 00:06:21,511 He's basking in the glow of Charlie Sheen's brave 89 00:06:21,642 --> 00:06:23,644 and incredibly underrated performance 90 00:06:23,774 --> 00:06:26,647 as skydiver Ditch Brodie. 91 00:06:26,777 --> 00:06:29,693 And that boy knows his dream is going to come true. 92 00:06:29,824 --> 00:06:32,783 But he also knows dreams don't come cheap, 93 00:06:32,914 --> 00:06:35,612 and dreams need help, 94 00:06:35,743 --> 00:06:39,442 which is why you might want to hire someone professional 95 00:06:39,573 --> 00:06:42,227 who might be able to make sure that nothing bad happens, 96 00:06:42,358 --> 00:06:44,491 which is why I contracted you, 97 00:06:44,621 --> 00:06:46,971 your company, Cloudaholics Skydiving, 98 00:06:47,102 --> 00:06:48,973 to make sure everything went okay, 99 00:06:49,104 --> 00:06:51,672 so that, say, I wouldn't be told, 100 00:06:51,802 --> 00:06:54,196 pull your cord anytime after 10 seconds 101 00:06:54,326 --> 00:06:57,460 and accidentally get caught up in the plane's jet stream, 102 00:06:57,591 --> 00:07:00,028 shoot straight up in the air instead of shooting down. 103 00:07:00,158 --> 00:07:04,119 Or--or I wouldn't be advised to say, hey, go ahead 104 00:07:04,249 --> 00:07:05,903 and just jump on your own even though it's your first jump. 105 00:07:06,034 --> 00:07:08,645 You don't need a buddy up there when you're panicking. 106 00:07:08,776 --> 00:07:10,691 There's nobody up there. There's nobody around! 107 00:07:10,821 --> 00:07:15,130 Or--or so that you won't end up 100 miles from the target, 108 00:07:15,260 --> 00:07:17,828 crumpled up on the ground, 90-- 109 00:07:17,959 --> 00:07:19,134 Too emotional. 110 00:07:19,264 --> 00:07:20,483 - Huh? 111 00:07:20,614 --> 00:07:21,397 - I said, it's too emotional. 112 00:07:21,528 --> 00:07:22,790 It's too emotional, isn't it? 113 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:23,921 - Uh-- 114 00:07:24,052 --> 00:07:24,966 - I knew it, I knew it. 115 00:07:25,096 --> 00:07:26,141 I knew it. 116 00:07:26,271 --> 00:07:27,838 Look, it's too emotional. 117 00:07:27,969 --> 00:07:29,405 Let me explain to you what I'm trying to do here, okay. 118 00:07:29,536 --> 00:07:31,973 I want to sue Cloudaholics Skydiving. 119 00:07:32,103 --> 00:07:33,496 I want to use the footage you have of me 120 00:07:33,627 --> 00:07:35,455 almost dying in that field. 121 00:07:35,585 --> 00:07:37,587 But I need to combine it with a perfect video. 122 00:07:37,718 --> 00:07:39,023 And my video sucks! 123 00:07:39,154 --> 00:07:40,285 It's too emotional. 124 00:07:40,416 --> 00:07:41,504 - I don't know. 125 00:07:41,635 --> 00:07:43,941 I think the emotion works. 126 00:07:44,072 --> 00:07:45,203 - Really? 127 00:07:45,334 --> 00:07:47,162 - Sure, yeah. 128 00:07:47,292 --> 00:07:48,946 I mean, it shows you're passionate, uncompromising. 129 00:07:49,077 --> 00:07:50,339 It'll play with the jury. 130 00:07:58,347 --> 00:08:01,829 - You just made me feel so good. 131 00:08:01,959 --> 00:08:07,051 You--I was just about to head into a full shame spiral 132 00:08:07,182 --> 00:08:09,184 of self-criticism, and you know what you did? 133 00:08:09,314 --> 00:08:10,751 - What? 134 00:08:10,881 --> 00:08:12,796 - You saved me. 135 00:08:12,927 --> 00:08:14,668 You saved me for the second time today. 136 00:08:14,798 --> 00:08:16,800 Because you are-- 137 00:08:16,931 --> 00:08:19,324 I mean, who-- who are you anyway? 138 00:08:19,455 --> 00:08:21,109 You're an angel. You know what? 139 00:08:21,239 --> 00:08:22,806 Let me show you. 140 00:08:22,937 --> 00:08:24,852 I've been focused on myself this whole day. 141 00:08:24,982 --> 00:08:26,288 Okay, who are you? 142 00:08:26,418 --> 00:08:27,855 What's your name? 143 00:08:27,985 --> 00:08:29,726 - Elliot. 144 00:08:29,857 --> 00:08:31,946 - Elliot. [chuckling] Elliot, phone home, ET. 145 00:08:32,076 --> 00:08:32,990 Okay, what are you doing out here, Elliot? 146 00:08:33,121 --> 00:08:34,557 Tell me. 147 00:08:34,688 --> 00:08:36,298 - I'm taking pictures of birds. 148 00:08:36,428 --> 00:08:37,995 - Oh, yeah, I'm taking pictures of you. 149 00:08:38,126 --> 00:08:39,475 What's your blog called? 150 00:08:39,606 --> 00:08:41,042 - "Feathers." 151 00:08:41,172 --> 00:08:43,000 - That's a great name for a blog. 152 00:08:43,131 --> 00:08:44,741 But what are you doing in the middle of nowhere? 153 00:08:44,872 --> 00:08:46,003 Seriously, look at us. We're nowhere. 154 00:08:46,134 --> 00:08:48,136 What are you doing here? 155 00:08:48,266 --> 00:08:52,793 - A guy on the community had confirmed a sighting of a bird 156 00:08:52,923 --> 00:08:54,229 that's on my life list. 157 00:08:54,359 --> 00:08:55,665 - Hmm. 158 00:08:55,796 --> 00:08:58,146 What's it called? 159 00:08:58,276 --> 00:08:59,495 - The American avocet. 160 00:08:59,626 --> 00:09:00,801 - Yeah, what does it look like? 161 00:09:00,931 --> 00:09:04,718 - It's a long-legged bird 162 00:09:04,848 --> 00:09:08,373 with slightly webbed feet and blue legs. 163 00:09:08,504 --> 00:09:11,638 It's got a small, rounded head and a long black bill 164 00:09:11,768 --> 00:09:13,596 that turns slightly upward at the end. 165 00:09:13,727 --> 00:09:16,294 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait there. 166 00:09:16,425 --> 00:09:20,560 Did you say blue legs, webbed feet, 167 00:09:20,690 --> 00:09:23,388 small, rounded head, and long black bill 168 00:09:23,519 --> 00:09:26,043 slightly curved at the end? 169 00:09:26,174 --> 00:09:27,262 - Yeah. 170 00:09:27,392 --> 00:09:29,960 - Oh, oh, oh, oh. 171 00:09:30,091 --> 00:09:32,833 Oh, this is going to be a good day, Elliot. 172 00:09:32,963 --> 00:09:36,488 Elliot, come with me. 173 00:09:36,619 --> 00:09:37,098 Hey, where's your car? 174 00:09:37,228 --> 00:09:38,012 - You saw it? 175 00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:43,234 - Okay, keep that camera on. It could be here any second. 176 00:09:43,539 --> 00:09:47,195 I swear, I saw a whole flock of them right up here. 177 00:09:47,325 --> 00:09:50,590 - Oh, man, I can't thank you enough for doing this. 178 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:51,982 Especially with everything you've been through today. 179 00:09:52,113 --> 00:09:52,983 - Are you kidding me? 180 00:09:53,114 --> 00:09:54,594 This is your wish. 181 00:09:54,724 --> 00:09:55,072 I mean, what did you-- what did you call it? 182 00:09:55,203 --> 00:09:56,944 A life list? 183 00:09:57,074 --> 00:09:59,947 You have to see this bird before you die, Elliot. 184 00:10:00,077 --> 00:10:01,339 - [laughs] 185 00:10:01,470 --> 00:10:02,558 - Look at you. 186 00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:04,560 Look at that happy little boy. 187 00:10:04,691 --> 00:10:06,518 I love how much you love these birds. 188 00:10:06,649 --> 00:10:07,781 It's so pure and beautiful. 189 00:10:07,911 --> 00:10:08,869 Where does it come from? 190 00:10:08,999 --> 00:10:10,174 - I don't know. 191 00:10:10,305 --> 00:10:11,436 I guess I like the whole thing. 192 00:10:11,567 --> 00:10:13,525 I like sneaking up on them 193 00:10:13,656 --> 00:10:14,788 and spending some time with them 194 00:10:14,918 --> 00:10:17,007 before they know I'm there. 195 00:10:17,138 --> 00:10:19,444 When you spend that kind of quality time with a bird, 196 00:10:19,575 --> 00:10:20,315 you tend to get a little-- 197 00:10:20,445 --> 00:10:21,969 - Obsessed? 198 00:10:22,099 --> 00:10:24,667 - Well, that's kind of a strong term. 199 00:10:24,798 --> 00:10:25,929 - No, obsession has a bad rap. 200 00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:27,235 There's nothing wrong with obsession. 201 00:10:27,365 --> 00:10:28,584 It's natural. 202 00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:30,934 I mean... 203 00:10:31,065 --> 00:10:35,025 I'm a little obsessed with you, Elliot. 204 00:10:35,156 --> 00:10:38,333 I think you might be a little obsessed with me too. 205 00:10:38,463 --> 00:10:39,377 - What? 206 00:10:39,508 --> 00:10:40,944 - I'm kidding! 207 00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:42,163 Awkward humor alert. Anyway, sorry. 208 00:10:42,293 --> 00:10:44,252 Continue, please. 209 00:10:44,382 --> 00:10:47,908 - Yeah, I mean, I guess I do get a little deep into it, 210 00:10:48,038 --> 00:10:50,301 but I'm not, like, a purist like a lot of birders. 211 00:10:50,432 --> 00:10:52,260 I mean, they look down on the fact that I film them. 212 00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:53,957 - Wait, what? 213 00:10:54,088 --> 00:10:55,698 - Yeah, there's, like, a whole thing about 214 00:10:55,829 --> 00:10:57,744 you know, being out in nature 215 00:10:57,874 --> 00:11:01,008 with the bird alone, no technology. 216 00:11:01,138 --> 00:11:04,054 But I don't know, I guess I'm different. 217 00:11:06,622 --> 00:11:09,799 For me, the way to enjoy it best is to film them. 218 00:11:12,236 --> 00:11:15,413 And then you end up with, like, these tapes 219 00:11:15,544 --> 00:11:17,807 you can watch over and over and over again. 220 00:11:17,938 --> 00:11:22,812 I mean, I have, like, a whole closet full of them. 221 00:11:22,943 --> 00:11:24,858 You probably think I'm a weirdo. 222 00:11:24,988 --> 00:11:26,120 [tires screeching] 223 00:11:27,643 --> 00:11:30,037 - I don't think it's weird at all. 224 00:11:30,167 --> 00:11:31,952 - Huh? 225 00:11:32,082 --> 00:11:34,171 - I think it's beautiful. 226 00:11:34,302 --> 00:11:36,391 This is beautiful, man. 227 00:11:36,521 --> 00:11:39,350 This--this sharing, this-- this honesty here, it's just... 228 00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:43,224 While I have you, just the two of us, 229 00:11:43,354 --> 00:11:45,487 can I ask, 230 00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:48,316 you ever bait your birds? 231 00:11:48,446 --> 00:11:50,187 - What do you mean? 232 00:11:50,318 --> 00:11:52,233 - I think you know what I mean. 233 00:11:52,363 --> 00:11:54,278 You ever try to lure them in a little bit with, like, 234 00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:57,629 a "ca-caw," bird call, or maybe some food? 235 00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:58,543 - No, I'd never do that. 236 00:11:58,674 --> 00:11:59,762 That's entirely unethical. 237 00:11:59,893 --> 00:12:01,024 - What about capturing? 238 00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:02,069 - Capturing? 239 00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:03,853 - Yeah. 240 00:12:03,984 --> 00:12:05,507 You ever want to, like-- like, jump on them with a bag, 241 00:12:05,637 --> 00:12:06,987 and like, you know, 242 00:12:07,117 --> 00:12:08,336 try and take a little buddy home with you? 243 00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:09,467 - No, God, no. 244 00:12:09,598 --> 00:12:10,773 - Why? 245 00:12:10,904 --> 00:12:12,470 Would the birds die in the bag? 246 00:12:12,601 --> 00:12:14,777 - I don't think so. 247 00:12:14,908 --> 00:12:16,431 It'd just be hard to catch in the first place. 248 00:12:16,561 --> 00:12:18,215 Besides, I never do that. 249 00:12:18,346 --> 00:12:20,217 - Elliot, have you seen the film "American Beauty"? 250 00:12:20,348 --> 00:12:21,915 There is a line from it that perfectly encapsulates 251 00:12:22,045 --> 00:12:23,133 what we're talking about here. 252 00:12:23,264 --> 00:12:25,092 - Shut up, shut up, shut up. 253 00:12:25,222 --> 00:12:26,658 Did you see that? 254 00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:29,487 - Wait, where--where you going? 255 00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:31,446 Wait, wait. Elliot! 256 00:12:31,576 --> 00:12:32,752 Come back! 257 00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:37,974 - Shit! 258 00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:41,978 Shit! 259 00:12:43,719 --> 00:12:45,025 I'm sorry, man. 260 00:12:45,155 --> 00:12:46,113 I thought for sure that-- 261 00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:51,901 Sir? 262 00:12:56,253 --> 00:12:57,646 Hello? 263 00:13:04,696 --> 00:13:07,134 Where did you go? 264 00:13:34,639 --> 00:13:36,511 [scraping] 265 00:13:36,641 --> 00:13:37,904 Fuck. 266 00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:41,908 Guess I'm going to have to go find him. 267 00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:47,739 [both screaming] 268 00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:49,785 [running footsteps] 269 00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:51,352 - Elliot. 270 00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:52,744 Elliot, don't you walk away from me. 271 00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:53,658 Don't you walk away from me. 272 00:13:53,789 --> 00:13:54,311 I got something to say to you! 273 00:13:54,442 --> 00:13:57,227 Hey! 274 00:13:57,358 --> 00:14:02,145 Look, sometimes a man, he can spend all his time 275 00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:04,974 looking for a special bird, and he doesn't realize 276 00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:08,630 there's, like, a pretty decent regular bird in front of him. 277 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:10,023 You feel your heart? 278 00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:10,545 You feel the way it's beating right now, 279 00:14:10,675 --> 00:14:12,808 that gushing blood? 280 00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:14,679 You were looking for the--for that feeling 281 00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:16,116 from that special bird, 282 00:14:16,246 --> 00:14:20,033 and sometimes there's a regular bird 283 00:14:20,163 --> 00:14:21,382 right in front of you that can-- 284 00:14:21,512 --> 00:14:22,905 that can give you that same feeling. 285 00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:24,341 Do you understand what I'm saying? 286 00:14:24,472 --> 00:14:25,777 - Yeah. 287 00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:27,518 - Elliot, do not lie to me. 288 00:14:27,649 --> 00:14:29,216 No more lying. 289 00:14:29,346 --> 00:14:32,523 Do you understand what I'm saying to you? 290 00:14:32,654 --> 00:14:34,525 - Yes, yes. 291 00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:45,101 - Come on. 292 00:14:46,494 --> 00:14:49,453 [engine starts] 293 00:14:49,584 --> 00:14:52,108 [dinging] 294 00:14:53,675 --> 00:14:55,242 - Door's locked. 295 00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:56,852 - Mm-hmm. 296 00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:59,463 - The door is locked! 297 00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:02,075 - I know. 298 00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:03,511 - Okay, can you push the little button? 299 00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:05,034 Do you want to? 300 00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:09,299 - Not really. 301 00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:11,171 - Okay, what's going on? 302 00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:19,875 - I can explain that. 303 00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:21,529 - Yeah, I can explain it too. 304 00:15:21,659 --> 00:15:26,055 This is bird bait. 305 00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:30,755 And this is a liar. 306 00:15:30,886 --> 00:15:32,105 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 307 00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:33,541 Sir! 308 00:15:36,239 --> 00:15:37,371 Sir! 309 00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:43,943 [tires squealing] 310 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:48,338 - This is not going to work 311 00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:50,079 unless we're honest with each other, Elliot. 312 00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:52,473 - What? 313 00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:53,996 - I first need you to admit that 314 00:15:54,127 --> 00:15:57,434 you're a little bit obsessed with me. 315 00:15:57,565 --> 00:16:00,350 - I can't--I can't understand what you're saying. 316 00:16:00,481 --> 00:16:02,787 - I said, I'm not giving you your car back 317 00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:05,442 until you admit that you're obsessed with me! 318 00:16:05,573 --> 00:16:06,791 - Okay. 319 00:16:06,922 --> 00:16:08,576 I'm obsessed. 320 00:16:10,752 --> 00:16:12,101 - With me. 321 00:16:12,232 --> 00:16:14,712 - Yes, yes, with you. 322 00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:16,497 - Okay, good. That's good. 323 00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:19,804 Now, second, I need you to tell me 324 00:16:19,935 --> 00:16:24,244 you understood what I meant with my special bird metaphor. 325 00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:26,289 - I--I think I understood. 326 00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:29,118 - I don't think you did, Elliot. 327 00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:30,511 - Can I just have my car back now? 328 00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:32,426 - No, you may not. 329 00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:33,383 Not until you tell me you understood what I meant 330 00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:35,777 with my special bird metaphor! 331 00:16:35,907 --> 00:16:37,779 - Can you please just come back here 332 00:16:37,909 --> 00:16:40,086 so we can talk about this without screaming? 333 00:16:42,479 --> 00:16:44,394 - You are so frustrating! 334 00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:46,179 God! 335 00:16:58,756 --> 00:17:00,889 - Jesus Christ. 336 00:17:10,855 --> 00:17:12,248 What? 337 00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:17,384 Where? Where? 338 00:17:17,514 --> 00:17:18,515 Where? 339 00:17:18,646 --> 00:17:19,821 Where? Where? 340 00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:20,952 - It's in the pond. 341 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:23,346 The blue legs, the webbed feet. 342 00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:26,175 - [panting] 343 00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:32,138 [sighs] Man, fuck this. 344 00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:39,493 Look, can I just have my keys back now, please? 345 00:17:39,623 --> 00:17:40,581 - No, Elliot. 346 00:17:40,711 --> 00:17:42,365 No, you cannot. 347 00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:44,324 Not until we clear up all these lies. 348 00:17:44,454 --> 00:17:46,978 - Oh, man, I am getting so tired of this. 349 00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:48,980 The sun is going down. 350 00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:50,982 I know you think I've been lying to you. 351 00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:52,897 - No, no, Elliot. No, no, no, no, no. 352 00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:55,465 It's not you, it's me. 353 00:17:55,596 --> 00:17:57,511 I'm the one who's been lying. 354 00:17:59,643 --> 00:18:01,123 - It's okay. 355 00:18:01,254 --> 00:18:03,125 We all do it. 356 00:18:03,256 --> 00:18:04,518 I--I lied about the baiting. 357 00:18:04,648 --> 00:18:06,128 - Clearly. 358 00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:07,825 - Can I just have my keys? 359 00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:10,741 And I will drop you wherever you need to go. 360 00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:14,354 - No. 361 00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:17,357 No. No. 362 00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:18,923 No. 363 00:18:19,054 --> 00:18:20,055 I need you to understand 364 00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:21,796 why I have been so emotional. 365 00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:22,927 And I need to show you. 366 00:18:23,058 --> 00:18:24,625 And when I show you, Elliot, 367 00:18:24,755 --> 00:18:26,757 you are going to understand everything. 368 00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:31,240 Okay, you rolling? You ready? - Yeah. - Okay. 369 00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:32,372 Here we go. 370 00:18:34,983 --> 00:18:37,028 Uh, hold on. [chuckles] 371 00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:38,595 Helps if there's a little bit of wind. 372 00:18:38,726 --> 00:18:39,901 Give that another shot. 373 00:18:42,991 --> 00:18:46,342 It's just--anyway, the point is that 374 00:18:46,473 --> 00:18:48,475 the regular bag sort of undulates and dances 375 00:18:48,605 --> 00:18:51,478 in this very special way because of the wind. 376 00:18:51,608 --> 00:18:53,219 If you'd seen "American Beauty" or listened 377 00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:54,698 to what I was trying to tell you before 378 00:18:54,829 --> 00:18:56,091 you cut me off earlier, you'd understand. 379 00:18:56,222 --> 00:19:00,922 But fine, we're here now, so it's-- 380 00:19:01,052 --> 00:19:03,664 it's really-- there's never any wind 381 00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:04,752 when you need it, is there, Eliot? 382 00:19:04,882 --> 00:19:05,840 It's really frustrating. 383 00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:07,276 - Yeah, I think I get it. 384 00:19:07,407 --> 00:19:08,886 - No, Eliot, I really don't think you do. 385 00:19:09,017 --> 00:19:09,887 - I don't-- - No, you don't get it! 386 00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:11,367 You don't get it! 387 00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:21,638 Elliot? 388 00:19:21,769 --> 00:19:24,337 - Yeah? 389 00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:28,297 - I'm just trying-- 390 00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:30,169 I'm just trying to tell you I think you're special. 391 00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:37,915 That's all I'm trying to do here, all day. 392 00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:41,876 That's why I lied to you about the bird. 393 00:19:42,006 --> 00:19:46,228 It's why I lied to you about Cloudaholics Skydiving. 394 00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:48,752 I didn't get lost up there, Elliot. 395 00:19:48,883 --> 00:19:49,927 I found you. 396 00:19:50,058 --> 00:19:52,974 I found you down here. 397 00:19:53,104 --> 00:19:56,151 It was almost like-- like you were baiting me. 398 00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:58,022 And so I came to you. 399 00:19:58,153 --> 00:20:00,503 And then you spent all day 400 00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:04,942 looking for that stupid special bird! 401 00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:07,293 And I'm just regular. 402 00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:13,255 Why can't regular be special, Elliot? 403 00:20:13,386 --> 00:20:14,474 - Look, dude, I don't-- 404 00:20:14,604 --> 00:20:15,257 - Elliot, shut your mouth. 405 00:20:15,388 --> 00:20:17,607 Shut up, shut up. 406 00:20:17,738 --> 00:20:23,483 [whispering] The special bird is right there. 407 00:20:23,613 --> 00:20:25,267 Elliot! I know you don't believe me. 408 00:20:25,398 --> 00:20:26,964 I would not lie about this. 409 00:20:27,095 --> 00:20:28,139 Look! 410 00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:29,358 - Uh... 411 00:20:29,489 --> 00:20:30,707 - Look! 412 00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:32,318 Look! 413 00:20:44,504 --> 00:20:45,766 - Holy shit. 414 00:20:45,896 --> 00:20:47,289 It's the avocet. 415 00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:48,725 - That's right, Elliot. 416 00:20:48,856 --> 00:20:51,162 It's your special bird. 417 00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:53,208 And now you have a choice to make. 418 00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:55,863 And this is not a test in any way. 419 00:20:55,993 --> 00:20:58,822 Special or regular? 420 00:21:25,501 --> 00:21:26,807 - What are you doing? - I baited you. 421 00:21:26,937 --> 00:21:28,330 I baited you. 422 00:21:28,461 --> 00:21:29,244 - What the fuck are you doing? 423 00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:30,419 Get away from me. 424 00:21:30,550 --> 00:21:31,464 - Yeah! 425 00:21:31,594 --> 00:21:32,639 Elliot! 426 00:21:32,769 --> 00:21:33,683 Go! 427 00:21:33,814 --> 00:21:34,945 - What are you doing? 428 00:21:35,076 --> 00:21:37,078 [laughter] 429 00:21:39,602 --> 00:21:42,562 [panting and grunting] 430 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:52,528 [grunting] 431 00:21:55,792 --> 00:21:57,185 - It's okay. 432 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,143 It's okay. 433 00:21:59,274 --> 00:22:01,537 It's okay. It's okay. 434 00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:06,325 [panting] 435 00:22:44,014 --> 00:22:46,843 [dramatic music] 436 00:22:46,974 --> 00:22:52,806 ♪ ♪ 437 00:23:26,753 --> 00:23:33,673 ♪ ♪